Myra Goes Swimming

Today I went swimming. Took some pictures of the nice view but lazy to get from my handphone so....

Anyway, I was swimming happily and I thought of Fred and suddenly I started singing: 'This pool is big enough for me because I don't ask for a lot!'

I know... Too much Fred... And then I kept going, 'This pool is tiny!'

And my brother had to go, 'It is not!'

So then I was like, 'OMG THERE'S A SHARK!' and then I proceeded to shout in slow motion. Hahahhahaha!!!!!!

And then, 'Just kidding it's a toy shark! I got you!' Hahahahhaha! I know I OD-ed on Fred but I can't help myself!

But some other stuff happened that had nothing to do with Fred. I was trying to pretend that I was drowning underwater and pushed myself under but I'm just too buoyant! I kept floating back up...

So I swam deep, deep underwater and started pretending to struggle! That worked!

Next I remembered that movie Toh Annie let us watch (Saved!) where the girl said she and her boyfriend tell each other secrets underwater so I went underwater and told my brother, 'I wish we had a waterproof camera!' But I don't think he got it...

Then The next thing that happened can't be my fault because:
#1: I was half blind without my glasses, and
#2: my goggles were misted up.

There was this man at the side of the pool stretching and doing other warm-up stuff so I assumed it was my dad because my dad got out of the pool and I told my brother, 'Look at your father! What's he doing?!'

And my brother went, 'That's not dad. Dad's over there.' *points at some other direction*

And then he was laughing and I was laughing and my laugh is really loud and it was so embarrassing that I just went underwater to laugh so that no one would hear me...

THE END!

Check out Fred if you don't know him.

This Is The Story Of Sick

Hey, ya'll! Chris just asked why I'm using that word but I like it. Anyways, unless you've read my post on Sick, you won't know what the lyrics mean. So read it first.

This parody is dedicated to my best friend, Sick who had a horrible experience. Sing it to the song Story of A Girl by Three Doors Down. I was gonna make a video of me singing while playing on the guitar but I didn't have time so you'll have to be content with just looking at the lyrics and imagining me singing them. By the way, I skipped the 2nd verse and went straight to the pre-chorus. Here we go! Hope you enjoy it!

[Chorus]
This is the story of a girl
Who went to but a water bottle
And while she stood there helping her friend choose
A man came up to tell her
"You're beautiful!"

How many times did she hear
A man compliment her and sound so sincere
How many times in this year
Did she see the same man and not run in fear
As long as she stood there waiting
With her wild, curly hair and sugar-sweet smile
How could he just keep away
He was creepy and old with skin black as night

Her clothes always looked so sexy that way
Her hair always falls so wold and astray
But he never seems to run out of things to say

[Chorus]

Well she heard what he said and just ran away
He tried to follow her but she didn't wanna stay
So she ran as fast as she could and shouted, "Mayday!"

[Chorus] x 2

This is the story of a girl
Who got her wits and was sensible
And we're glad she's safe and not kidnapped somewhere
'cause we absolutely love her
When she swears
When she swears!

我不知道我在写什么

This is a mockery of Ty's post. No offense, Ty, but you know me...

Anyway I'm gonna be talking about my recent exam results. A few things happened for the first time.

First Thing #1: I didn't fail Biology. This is my second year taking Biology and this year's teacher is WAAAY better than last year's so maybe I was more motivated. But actually I only got 48 marks and I only managed to pass after pleading with the teacher to give me 1 mark but pass is pass.

First Thing #2: I didn't fail Sejarah. Actually this is the second time I passed Sejarah but last time I barely got 50. This time I got 56! Oh yeah! Big improvement. 3% increase if I'm not wrong.

First Thing #3: I got 100 marks in two subjects. I've gotten 100 marks before in Primary school la, just not in High school... I'm happy but yet disappointed that this exam doesn't count in my report card. Figures...

First Thing #4: I failed Chinese. Well, actually I think I failed before in Form 3 but this is the first time I got 44. Or rather 43.5. I have no one to blame but myself but you can't blame me because I didn't read ming2 ju4 for PMR and I still got an A. So I figured that maybe I could pass without reading but turns out I was wrong...

Ok I think only 4 things are firsts. Let's think about something else to blog about.

I feel like I have no life right now but that's ok because tomorrow I'm getting one. I'm going out. Oh yeah I just remembered! I tried on make-up again last Sunday because my mum was putting hers on and I want to be like my mum.

So she put on eyeliner for me (which made me cry because it like, nearly touched my eye!) and then on my eyelid, she put dark blue eyeshadow with a light colour above it. And guess what? I looked not bad! (When I told Chris this, she said make-up is supposed to make you look good because it's supposed to enhance your beauty but I don't have a good history with make-up. They usually make me look beat up or like a drag queen.) So I have my mum to thank for making me look half-good! Thanks, mum!

I've got a picture and you can't really see the make-up but whatever.


I also tried on my mum's dress last last week! It's really grungy and boring-looking but I love the top! It looks so witchy and I pretended I was someone from Merlin. (I know, I know... The lame-ness...) I LOVE the sleeves! So nice to play with but the whole outfit looks very lao ah ee so I'll probably never wear it. Unless I'm going to a costume party or I'm only wearing the top with some other pants.

ps You're not allowed to laugh my pictures because you'll hurt my feelings and I'll have to go through the Great Depression.

Con Or Not?

My friend Sick is too lazy to blog so I'm sort of blogging on her behalf. Pretend this came from Sick's blog. She told me this story herself.

Today, she went to Gurney Plaza with Phoebe and they were looking at water bottles in Parkson Grand when this African guy came up to Sick and asked her, 'How are you?'

Sick was kind of shocked that a stranger (especially a foreigner) was speaking to her and just answered, 'I'm great. How are you?'

The guy then proceeded with, 'I'm fine. What's your name?'

After Sick answered him, he asked how old she was and she just said, '16.'

At this point, I was scolding Sick for telling a total stranger personal details but she said she was 'blur' and 'freaked out'. So then get this - the guy tells her 'You're beautiful.'

Naturally, Sick freaks out even more and 'scrammed'. Her words, not mine. So she chased after Phoebe who had walked away laughing. But the African guy made as if he was gonna walk towards them and gestured for Sick to go to him. Sick ran even further and got out of there.

Thinking she was talking about a young and maybe good-looking African dude, I asked her if he asked her out. However, she told me he was old (in his thirties), ugly and had yellow, bloodshot eyes and that's why it was totally EW!

So I told my mum and she said what I said, 'Don't talk to strangers.' And when my dad overheard the story, he said, 'Don't talk to strangers, they can con you and you won't know. They touch your hand also can put you under their spell already.'

Moral of the story: When a total stranger comes up to you and compliments you, run for your life.

New Stuff

'I'm a dork!'

That's what all of them said on Sydney White. I'm proud to admit I'm a dork too. Why am I a dork? That's because I watch Merlin, the show that even Megan says is lame. Uh-huh, the one with the lame dragon and dorky Merlin.

Sorry I was too lazy to find a bigger picture. But that's it. Anyway, I love watching Merlin because I love lame shows where I can exclaim to my dad, 'LOOK, DAD! ITS A DRAGON! AND IT'S FLYING!' Hahahaha....

You see that picture right above this line? You're looking at the girl who used to watch Bananas In Pyjamas, ok? That's how lame I am. But you should get a look at Prince Arthur! Whooh! *fans myself* He is one worth looking at. And Morgana too! She's sooo pretty! Don't have a picture of her but her name's Katie McGrath. This is Arthur aka Bradley James.

And this is Merlin aka Colin Morgan.

Again, I was lazy to find a bigger picture.

And you know what's the best part??? Merlin's Irish! Isn't that awesome?! Watch this.



Also, last week I went to Chris's house and we watched Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging and it was sooo nice! We saw Robbie (Aaron Johnson I think) first and we went *GASPS*. Then we saw Dave the Laugh (Tommy Bastow) and we went 'WHOA!' so you can guess how many hot guys there are in there... Those of you that haven't watched it HAVE to! It's a MUST! Go watch that trailer too. That's it for now! Gonna watch Merlin... Bye!

Chris's 17th

I haven't blogged in a really really long time so I'm making up for it by blogging a lot now. First of all, I want to say I recently discovered that I have fat eyes.

Chris was the first to notice them. The whole gang went to her house to celebrate her 17th birthday and to play. When I saw Sick playing with her make-up, I wanted to play too. So I put on mascara. Chris saw me struggling and tried to help me.

After that, I put on some eyeshadow. Did you know that the Sasa eyeshadow thing had directions and they already colour-coded the colours for you?! That's awesome! So I just followed the directions and put it on. However, it turned out looking like someone gave me a black eye.

Chris attempted to help again. She smoothed more stuff on my eye, then commented that my eyes are really puffy. When I told my mum that, she said I have fat eyes! I found that a great source of amusement and couldn't stop laughing everythime I thought about it! Hahahahahhaha!

Anyway, I ended up looking even more like someone who got beat up but never mind. I went home and washed it off!

While we were at Chris's house, we watched High school Musical 3 again. It was the first time Megan and Sick watched it and they LOVED it! Who wouldn't? It's awesome!

Then we adjoined to Chris's room to eat and play and cam-whore. Took A LOT of photos lo! Oh yeah! And by some strange twist of fate, Megan, Chris and I ended up wearing our Thailand shirts that Chris bought in Phuket for us! So we sms-ed Sick and told her to wear hers too!

If you didn't know, I got a haircut recently so now I have 'Simple Jack' hair. It's from Tropic Thunder so if you didn't watch it you won't know what I'm talking about. Anyway, in case you don't know, Simple Jack is a mentally challenged kid played by Ben Stiller. I now look like that retarded kid. Check it out.

The resemblance is uncanny. Yes, I know that. We also took A LOT of lala pictures. We couldn't pull it off though! The only one who showed true lala potential was Sick! Go, Sick! Megan was busy gorging herself with Gouda cheese so she didn't take any lala shots...


Notice that Chris and Sick are the same height so their legs go up at the same height too? It's cute! Hahahahhaha! Great times! I'm so glad I've got friends like these... More next time!

Eulogy

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of my Nokia 2630. He has lived a long life (though it was only a year) and experienced many joys, such as capturing pictures of gay men.

I'm sure he didn't mean to drown in the toilet but we can't interfere with fate.

We shall mourn his loss and miss him a lot. Let us have a moment of silence for him.

Nokia 2630

(13 January 2008 - 14 February 2009)

He received many messages and sent even more.

May he rest in peace.

OK! Now it's time to introduce Nokia 3500 Classic! It's so pretty and pink! How girly!

It's a bit like the older sister of the Nokia 2630. Look how similar they are! The only difference is the colour and size and capacity....

I hope I'll be happy with this phone for at least 3 years. And that no unfortunate incidents occur...